feebleminded

i don't know what happen to me lately for being this reaalllyy noob and dumb. rasa nk ketuk kepala je tkpun tanam muka 7 kaki. waaa , enviroment kt um ni mmg serious mengubah aku jd noobstar skrg.

here's why ;

#1 This usually happened in my class lah bila nk salin lecturer notes guna pen. my pen is like yg ada cap nk tutup tu. bkn yg click punya. so after class hbs , dgn kabut nya nk kemas bag , i was searching for my pen cap sb nk tutup balik kalau tak ink kering T.T and this thing mmg serious laa buat aku bengang. aku slalu tak jumpa pen cap aku tu. hbs angkt segala file dah , tny kwn ada tak nmpk, cari bwh kerusi meja, tanya org depan dgn ayat "awak, nmpk tak pen cap saya ni" bilaa dia kata tkde i was like erughhh :/ mana ni ! then suddenly i realize it was on my left hand. i hold it on my left hand the whole class -..-

#2 aku tanya kwn aku "weh pukul berapa skrg ?" and kwn aku ckp dia tk pakai jam and she asked me back "eh bukan kau pakai jam ke ?" and i said " tak aku lupa nk pakai tinggal kt bilik" dia buat muka pelik dah and said "dol, yg kat tangan kau tu kau pakai apa ? tali ?" wattaaaafick lah kn jam ada kn tgn tu pn bole tk perasan. mana pegi function touch receptor kau ?

#3 okay this incident happened to me a few days ago. i was having dinner with my family. so i ordered lychee for my drinks. normalnya , dia akn bg sekali buah lychee dua tiga ketul kan ? so they provided lah the spoon in the glass to ease us eat that lychee. kalau tak jenuh nk korek masuk tangan smua tu. but then , aku mcm gilaa khusyuk mkn and konon nk bajet pro lah kan. aku nk minum then i took the glass and without looking apa yg aku msk kan dlm mulut nk sedut air tu. so then i sucked up the drink, but degilnyaa air tu tk naik. so i tried very hard sedut lagi kuat2. tak naik jugak :/ air aku hbs ke apa ni ? then suddenly aku perasan satu family pandang aku and i said  WHATTTTT ? and my adik said " you sucked up using the spoon not the straw" padan lah tak naik air tu -..-

#4 this incident also happened recently. like i said , i'm being dumb and dull lately. i'm staying at my hostel and i room is at level 6. so i have to take the lift if i wanna go to my room. nak naik tangga drpd ground floor  ? smpi level 4 je kaki dh lembik. trust me. i've tried it. so i was walking alone to my room. it was late night i think so mmg sunyi lah tkde org. so i press the button up and the lift opened. i entered the lift and standing there. after a few mins the lift opened back, someone's entered the lift and i thought i was already at level 6. bila aku keluar lift "eh asal level sama ni "*pelikgilaa. pusing balik and org yg masuk lift tu tadi kata "awak tak tekan button level brp tadi. sb tu lift ni tak gerak and stay kn ground floor ni " bapak laaa maluu weyy aku dgn dia. HAHA, like seriously aku berdiri dlm lift tu a few mins tanpa lift tu bergerak pn sb aku lupa press button apa. SUMPAH MALU. msti org ingat aku tk reti naik lift kan :/ tapi mmg pun. aku slalu lupa nk press the button level brp. slalu bila aku msk lift buat bodo and nnt org dlm lift tu tny "pergi level brp" and ayat aku balik "eh lupa. 6. hehehehe" *attempt buat muka comel nk cover.


#5 ni bole consider as mamai kut sb this happened early in the morning. nk pergi class so i have to take my shower. aku tgk tmpt shower ada kosong so i put my toiletries first in that shower room konon nk cop dulu sementara aku nk pergi toilet menyelesaikan urusan kecil. bila keluar toilet nk masuk lah blk tmpt shower. aku main masuk je tmpt shower tu without looking whether it is the right one yg aku letak toiletries tadi. and kebetulan masa tu ada sorg budak floor aku ni bakul toiletries dia mmg sebiji sama dgn aku. yg different nya content dlm bakul tu lah. so as i locked the door, tiba2 aku perasan "eh sejak bila aku pakai sabun lux. aku pakai sabun dettol. syampu pn sejak bila tkr. mane sunsilk aku ?" DANGGG , salah masuk shower. keluar cepat2. nasib baik org yg aku tersalah toiletries tu tk nmpk. malu nyaaa -..-

#6 my mum asked me to check whether the cars have been locked or not. pakai control keys so check drpd dlm pun bole lah kan. aku selak langsir. it was at night. tingkap gelap and reflection lampu dr dlm menghasilkan image pantulan object dlm rumah. as i selak the langsir, i saw a face with long messy hair looking at me. reflex arc aku apa ? MAAAA, PENCURI KAT LUAR.*lari terus. adik aku cpt2 pergi kt tingkap tu nk tengok. and he said MANA ADA. aku bengang aku ckp "ADA LAH" *pergi balik kt tingkap tu selak langsir and i realized konon pencuri tu muka aku sebenarnya sb image reflection dkt tingkap waktu malam. ammamamama , muka sendiri pun nk tkt. APA NAK JADI NI?